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Maybe this is why so many cyclists ride on the pavement, as one of the posters below complains.
That said, this is really funny! I was thinking about all the tacky DC Metro announcements--you must remember those?--that are worded as if Metro riders were all about 5 years old. I'd actually prefer to hear something like "Get the Fuck away from the Tracks" than "Please remember that playing by the edge of the tracks can be very dangerous, and we value your safety..."
And the drivers in their cars are just outrageous every day.